30. a€?If you cannot manage myself within my worst, subsequently allow because I don’t have a most useful. I am always dreadful.a€?
33. a€?Our partnership should always be like a Nintendo 64a€“classic, fun to blow many hours with and every problem easily repaired by blowing upon it after that shoving they in.a€?
34. a€?If you want protein shakes and having caught within gymnasium, if you’re not into CrossFit, if you have half a mind, if you love creating benefits at nighttime, while curling from inside the squat rack, I’m the enjoy you have looked-for, content me personally and get swole m8.a€?
36. a€?I don’t know who you really are. I’m not sure what you need. I am able to let you know There isn’t cash. Exactly what I do have try a rather particular collection of skill. Expertise that make me personally a dream for individuals as if you. Should you swipe kept now that’ll end up being the conclusion from it. However if you swipe appropriate , i shall accommodate to you, I will flirt along with you and I will f**k your.a€?
37. a€?I search, fish, critique porno and completely see acquiring stoned in the woods with Mary Jane and Jack. I will nail an arrow in the back of your own head at over 100 yards. I will prepare like Martha and swallow like Kim K. Swipe appropriate .a€?
38. a€?Let’s replicate The Human Centipede and sew your mouth to my butthole. PS: all we take in try mozzarella sticks, Doritos and di*k.a€?
39. a€?I’m not the kind of girl you need to hold in farts for but alternatively the kind of girl you wish to hold in farts for.a€?
I’ll maybe not try to find you, I shall perhaps not realize you
40. a€?Don’t evaluate myself to my get older. I recently need men purchase me personally blossoms, submit myself so many sexy texts and call me my own. We’ll make you foods thus spouse myself upwards.a€?
41. a€?i have discovered that men has two emotions: starving and sexy… Basically see you without an erection, I’ll push you to be a sandwich.a€?
43. a€?i simply need some 1980’s motion picture romance. That’s all. I swear I am not that hard to please. You need to be John Cusack outside my personal screen with a boombox.a€?
45. a€?i am merely a female, located before a son, inquiring your if he will eat with the rest of that pizza.a€?
51. a€?The only need Needs a boyfriend is really that after i am performing Fergalicious and it’s from the part where she states, a€?I end up being upwards in the gym merely workin back at my physical fitness, he’s my experience,’ i will point out him in which he’ll perform the little, a€?wooOOH’ parts because today i must perform both parts without any help and it’s demanding due to the fact immediately after the wooOOH parts I have to get right back into rapping as well as the transition are more challenging than you imagine.a€?
Skills i’ve obtained over a long intimate profession
54. a€?Horseback driver. Pet owner. Photographer. Aspiring gymnasium rodent. In case your canine was cute, I’ll probably look-through the photos 2 times and that I’ll still kiss your once you bring 
me a rim job and I do countless pilates.a€?
55. a€?I want to include your in peanut butter and find out just how much i possibly could lick off before my peanut butter allergy slain me.a€?
56. a€?i simply wanna make-out, cuddle in baggy garments while watching films and I also dunno, maybe place my personal hand down your own trousers… It’s whatever…a€?
58. a€?On our very own basic time , i’ll carve the initials into a forest. It is the most intimate way of letting you know You will find a knife.a€?