I’ve dated all kinds of girls, meaning different ethnicities as well as different styles (i.e. preppy, tomboy). But I have yet to get with a goth chick. There’s this one club I go to that has a lot of those girls with the colored hair, nose rings, black makeup etc, but what usually works with other girls doesn’t seem to work on these chicks – this one girl told me to f*** myself and called me a conformist when I merely asked her name.

Any of you hook up with a goth? Did you have to pretend to be a wizard or worship Satan to get their attention?

How do you pick up a goth chick?

Sure she wasn’t joking? if not than I don’t think she’s interested in a relationship with you, but feel free to try and stock up on hot topic gear and try again

Goth girls can be hot. I guess you just have to find out how to tell the cool ones from the belligerent ones.

So dye your hair black if it isn’t already, pierce your face, get all sad and wear black and white striped shirts with leather pants. The only way to not be a conformist is to conform to the nonconformists.

Whisper lyrics to evanescence songs into their ears, offer them dead roses, wear Jack Skellington t-shirts, get a fake nose ring, etc

Cut yourself and they’ll sniff you out eventually, also buy some Ur by Usher and spritz that shit all over so you smell real sad.

What I’m trying to say here is that goth chicks are like sharks except the pointy teeth are in their vaginas

I’ve dated all kinds of girls, meaning different ethnicities as well as different styles (i.e. preppy, tomboy). But I have yet to get with a goth chick. There’s this one club I go to that has a lot of those girls with the colored hair, nose rings, black makeup etc, but what usually works with other girls doesn’t seem to work on these chicks – this one girl told me to f*** myself and called me a conformist when I merely asked her name. Lees verder →