I attack motherfuckers putting on yellow backpacks And i also snack on cloth shelving and take a shit on the tune Yeah your own whack, end up in every person understands everything state But when I have towards the new mic, We make whole milk outta clay And i also play sky electric guitar having a tube from toothpaste And i state karate pencil-case and you can put it on recording
Most of the my personal passages slip flat like a hockey puck They took me 7 days to enter the initial section of my personal verse And then I got absolutely nothing kept so I shall imagine that we got hurt Aw, I think I sprained my personal foot All of you please complete the tune without myself
[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia upwards within cunt Woke right up five days in the past lying in new forget Didn’t know exactly who I became I didn’t contemplate crap
Appear to one thing taken place which was traumatic I used to have more rhymes however, I can’t remember her or him Positively I’m freaking aside We can not consider some thing! (Undoubtedly really does individuals understand what i’m called?)
[MC Public Urination] Yo I’m MC Personal Urination – just what – what! We grab a screwing piss on a drilling sidewalk Whenever, everywhere, I simply whip aside my penis And you may empty my personal bladder while you are you motherfuckers see! You most other MCs cannot handle this crap! You’re a tiny bit cunt scared to help you urinate in public places
Your stumble on a lavatory each time you need to piss Yo screw that shit – I recently whip out my dick!
[Chorus – Chorus Man] I’m the guy exactly who sings brand new chorus (It holiday breaks within the song) My region try kinda bland (I wish which i might go family) However, they might be spending me to sing the fresh new chorus (And i also actually need the money) Result in I am out of work at this time (Simply gone back into using my father)
[MC Will not Understand what Paradox Was] Yo I am MC Does not Know very well what Paradox Is actually Moved to a lady and i also gave their a hug She told you “Why don’t we go to your lay, I shall suck their cock” I told you “Heck yeah cunt, that is thus ironic”
[MC Gets Top–Monitored Without difficulty] Yo I am MC Gets Side–Monitored With ease My personal rhymes try badass eg Gandolfini You realize they are recognized for the Sopranos however, he could be and into the movies Such as for example Get Shorty and you will Critical Velocity That i failed to love cause We don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I suppose in Sexy Images, he had been kinda funny However, I love Leslie Nielsen on Nude Gun You-know-who otherwise was a student in you to film? O.J. Simpson That is kinda weird, being aware what he performed up coming Waiting, the thing that was I saying? In my opinion I experienced front side–tracked.
That they had the ultimate trilogy!
[MC Fatal Firearm 1, dos & 3] Yo I am MC Life-threatening Weapon step 1, dos & step 3 I adore those video although last disturb me personally Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you can Joe Pesci As to the reasons did they want to generate a 4th?
[MC Dangerous Gun 4] MC Fatal Firearm 4 that is me personally I differ that have MC Deadly Gun step one, 2 & 3 Though We agree totally that it’s a pioneering trilogy The new fourth was also a it additional Chris Stone and Jet Li!
[MC Shit My Jeans Appear to] Yo I’m MC Crap My Trousers Appear to It constantly occurs when I’m strolling outside Otherwise whenever I am spending time with particular fly butt hoes There i go! Give thanks to god I brought a distinction from dresses!
[MC Latest Verse] Yo I’m the fresh MC into final verse I am meant to sum-up that which you heard However, mutherfuckers I do not genuinely have committed Thus shag that and come back to the newest Chorus Kid
Whats my personal motherfucking label?
[Chorus – Chorus Man] I am however vocal the fresh new chorus (Give thanks to jesus our company is nearly over) I hate singing the newest chorus (Such a monotonous banging work) I’m browsing get my personal forty dollars (That is what the investing myself) And you will I’m likely to wade rating very drunk (Wank up coming go to bed)